# PhraseQuantum

> Qualitative Phrasing. A catalog of phrase designs with direct links to buy on Etsy.

Shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/PhraseQuantum
Website: https://phrasequantum.com/

## Listings

These items are active PhraseQuantum listings on Etsy, except where noted. Website cards use official Etsy product photos when available.

- [Wine Turkeys WTF Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1814492589/wine-thanksgiving-turkeys-wtf-shirt) — Tee; themes: Thanksgiving & Fall, Puns; gifts: Thanksgiving gift, Family matching; price: From $28.84 USD.
  Official listing title: Wine, Thanksgiving Turkeys WTF shirt, Funny Turkey Day Tee, Holiday Shirt, Thanksgiving Gift, Family Matching Outfit, Thanksgiving Food Tee
- [Fall Leaf Smiley Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1795628287/fall-leaf-smiley-shirt-autumn-leaves-tee) — Tee; themes: Thanksgiving & Fall; gifts: Holiday gift; price: From $28.84 USD.
  Official listing title: Fall Leaf Smiley Shirt, Autumn Leaves Tee, Funny Fall Tee, Holiday Season Gift, Fall Lover Gift, Womens Cozy Seasonal Tee, Cute Minimalist
- [Pumpkin Pi Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1778126177/pumpkin-pi-shirt-funny-geometry-teacher) — Tee; themes: Thanksgiving & Fall, Math & science, Puns, Spooky; gifts: Teacher gift; price: From $24.40 USD.
  Official listing title: Pumpkin Pi Shirt: Funny Geometry Teacher Tee, Pi Day 3.14, Foodie Math and Science, Fall Season, Halloween Spirit, Cooking, Baking
- [Chicken Pot Pi Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1812926835/funny-chicken-pot-pi-t-shirt-foodie) — Tee; themes: Thanksgiving & Fall, Math & science, Puns; gifts: —; price: From $24.25 USD.
  Official listing title: Funny Chicken Pot Pi T-Shirt: Foodie Humor Tee
- [Autumn Harvest Candle](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1775955888/autumn-harvest-natural-candle-infused) — Candle; themes: Thanksgiving & Fall, Home & scent; gifts: Housewarming; price: $19.95 USD.
  Official listing title: Autumn Harvest natural candle, Infused fragrance, Vanilla & touch of spice, calming Festive Aroma, Fall Season Hominess gift, house warming
- [Apple Harvest Candle](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1790152719/apple-harvest-scented-natural-candle) — Candle; themes: Thanksgiving & Fall, Home & scent; gifts: Housewarming, Holiday gift; price: $19.95 USD.
  Official listing title: Apple Harvest Scented natural candle, ripe apple fragrance, touch of spice calming aroma, Holiday house warming gift, Fall Season Hominess
- [Apple Cider Donut Candle](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1800572623/soy-candle-apple-cider-donut-scent-fall) — Candle; themes: Thanksgiving & Fall, Home & scent; gifts: Holiday gift; price: $19.95 USD.
  Official listing title: Soy Candle, Apple Cider Donut Scent, Fall Home Decor, Cozy Gift, Holiday Candle, Aromatherapy Candle, Hand Poured
- [Hockey Gear Candle](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1719280097/hockey-player-cute-funny-gag-gift-for) — Candle; themes: Home & scent; gifts: Gag gift; price: $19.95 USD.
  Official listing title: Hockey Player Cute Funny Gag Gift For Training Goalie Workout Stinky Sweat Smells better than Hockey Gear for Men, All Natural Scented Soy
- [Barking Spiders Candle](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1690404617/cute-funny-candle-just-too-many-darned) — Candle; themes: Home & scent, Puns; gifts: Gag gift; price: $16.95 USD.
  Official listing title: Cute Funny Candle, Just too many darned barking spiders, Fart Joke, Rated-G euphemism pass gas smelly fun gift, All Natural Scented Soy, 9oz
- [Aurora Borealis Mug](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1625695164/aurora-borealis-mug-northern-lights-cup) — Mug; themes: Coffee & tea; gifts: —; price: $24.95 USD.
  Official listing title: Aurora Borealis Mug Northern Lights Cup Heat Changing Transforming Cuppa Mountain Night Sky Outdoors Gifts Magic Color Morphing artic circle
- [But First Coffee Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1724263393/coffee-craver-java-lover-morning-jolt) — Tee; themes: Coffee & tea, Puns; gifts: Gag gift; price: From $24.25 USD.
  Official listing title: Coffee Craver, Java Lover, Morning Jolt, May The Forth Vanishing Text Cute Funny Gag Gift For Expecting Parents Grandparent Joke Coffee Tee
- [Surfing Paniolo Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1750283467/hawaiian-cowboy-paniolo-shirt-surfing) — Tee; themes: Western & Paniolo; gifts: —; price: From $26.20 USD.
  Official listing title: Hawaiian Cowboy Paniolo Shirt Surfing Horse Wrangler Cattle Mexico Fiesta Party Shirt, Hispanic Party Shirt, Western Hat Longhorn, Hibiscus
- [Paniolo Cowboy Boot Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1811093291/vintage-paniolo-cowboy-boot-tee-wild) — Tee; themes: Western & Paniolo; gifts: —; price: From $24.25 USD.
  Official listing title: Vintage Paniolo Cowboy Boot Tee: Wild West Unisex T-Shirt
- [Paniolo Rodeo Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1736128048/hawaiian-cowboy-paniolo-shirt-rodeo) — Tee; themes: Western & Paniolo; gifts: —; price: From $26.20 USD.
  Official listing title: Hawaiian Cowboy Paniolo Shirt Rodeo Horse Wrangler Cattle Mexico Fiesta Party Shirt, Big Island Party Shirt, Western Hat, Big Fish Trophy
- [Paniolo Original Cowboy Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/4350599554/hawaiian-cowboy-tee-paniolo-classic) — Tee; themes: Western & Paniolo; gifts: —; price: From $25.51 USD.
  Official listing title: Hawaiian Cowboy Tee: Paniolo Classic Hawaiian Beer Vibes Shirt
- [Paniolo Chill Cow Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/4350560748/hawaiian-cowboy-tee-paniolo-chill-cow) — Tee; themes: Western & Paniolo; gifts: —; price: From $25.51 USD.
  Official listing title: Hawaiian Cowboy Tee: Paniolo Chill Cow Aloha Spirit Shirt
- [Paniolo Rainbow Plate Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/4348787887/hawaiian-cowboy-t-shirt-paniolo-aloha) — Tee; themes: Western & Paniolo; gifts: —; price: From $25.51 USD.
  Official listing title: Hawaiian Cowboy T-Shirt: Paniolo Aloha State Rainbow Plate Tee
- [Paniolo Varsity Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/4345613077/hawaiian-cowboy-t-shirt-paniolo-aloha) — Tee; themes: Western & Paniolo; gifts: —; price: From $25.51 USD.
  Official listing title: Hawaiian Cowboy T-Shirt: Paniolo Aloha Spirit Varsity Tee
- [Country Square Dance Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1807016451/country-square-dance-unisex-tee-square) — Tee; themes: Western & Paniolo; gifts: —; price: From $24.25 USD.
  Official listing title: Country Square Dance Unisex Tee, Square Dancing Shirt, Urban Box Design, Do-Si-Do, Country Dancer Gift, Cowboy Hoedown, Rodeo Cowgirl
- [Angler Wrangler Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1738907420/funny-cowboy-fisherman-shirt-deep-sea) — Tee; themes: Western & Paniolo, Puns; gifts: —; price: From $24.08 USD.
  Official listing title: Funny Cowboy Fisherman Shirt, Deep Sea Angler Sport Fishing, Fisherman Gift, Angler Wrangler, Big Fish Wrangler Trophy Fisherman Paniolo
- [Racc & Roll Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/4304121292/racc-roll-unisex-t-shirt-fun-raccoon) — Tee; themes: Cats & animals, Puns; gifts: —; price: From $28.84 USD.
  Official listing title: Racc & Roll Unisex T-shirt Fun Raccoon Design, Cute Animal Rock Out Tee, Graphic Print Shirt, Casual Top, Funny Wildlife Clothing
- [Fur Daddy Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1700083804/funny-pet-lover-exotic-animals-fur-daddy) — Tee; themes: Cats & animals, Puns; gifts: Pet lover gift; price: From $24.08 USD.
  Official listing title: Funny Pet Lover Exotic Animals Fur Daddy T-Shirt, Cute Bigfoot Hedgehog Porcupine Dog Lover Shirt Fathers Day Gift for Dad Husband Fur Momma
- [Cat Silhouette Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1792828919/cat-silhouette-t-shirt-playful-feline) — Tee; themes: Cats & animals; gifts: Cat lover gift; price: From $28.84 USD.
  Official listing title: Cat Silhouette T-Shirt: Playful Feline Tee for Cat Lovers
- [Nowhere To Run Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1780886948/spooky-black-cat-shirt-nowhere-to-run) — Tee; themes: Cats & animals, Spooky; gifts: —; price: From $28.84 USD.
  Official listing title: Spooky Black Cat Shirt: Nowhere To Run Comfort Colors Tee
- [Black Cat Mask Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1793478931/cat-shirt-black-cat-mask-shirt-gift-for) — Tee; themes: Cats & animals, Spooky; gifts: Cat lover gift; price: From $28.84 USD.
  Official listing title: Cat Shirt, Black Cat Mask Shirt, Gift for Cat Owner, Kitty Lover Gift, Cat Mom Cat Dad Gift, Kitten Halloween Tee Gift, PussyCat Attack
- [Black Cat What? Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1779306886/black-cat-what-t-shirt-playful-feline) — Tee; themes: Cats & animals, Spooky; gifts: Cat lover gift; price: From $28.84 USD
  Official listing title: Black Cat What? T-Shirt: Playful Feline Lover Gift, Spooky Murder
- [Blueberry Pi Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1767219420/blueberry-pi-day-shirt-funny-math) — Tee; themes: Math & science, Puns; gifts: Teacher gift; price: From $24.40 USD.
  Official listing title: Blueberry Pi Day Shirt: Funny Math & Science Teacher Foodie Tee
- [Raspberry Pi Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1766807042/raspberry-pi-shirt-funny-math-tee-funny) — Tee; themes: Math & science, Puns, Thanksgiving & Fall, Spooky; gifts: Teacher gift, Holiday gift; price: From $24.40 USD.
  Official listing title: Raspberry Pi shirt, Funny Math Tee, Funny Raspberry Pie Tee, Fall Party Gift, Trick or Treat Tee, Cute Science Girl Tee, Teacher Foodie Tee
- [Freedom Flag Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/4377824685/patriotic-tee-freedom-american-flag) — Tee; themes: Patriotic; gifts: July 4th gift; price: From $22.69 USD.
  Official listing title: Patriotic Tee, Freedom American Flag Shirt, Stand Proud T-Shirt, July 4th Gift, Memorial Day Apparel, USA Independence Day Top, RIP Charlie
- [Patriot USA Flag Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1864388228/patriot-usa-flag-t-shirt-americana) — Tee; themes: Patriotic; gifts: July 4th gift; price: From $24.40 USD.
  Official listing title: Patriot USA Flag T-Shirt: Americana Independence Day Top
- [US Ayyy Pride Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1753334363/funny-usa-pride-t-shirt-patriotic-squad) — Tee; themes: Patriotic, Puns; gifts: —; price: From $24.40 USD.
  Official listing title: Funny USA Pride T-Shirt: Patriotic Squad Gift, Classic TV Pun
- [Fiesta Cactus Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1693277866/cute-fiesta-cinco-de-mayo-shirt-mexico) — Tee; themes: Fiesta; gifts: —; price: From $25.57 USD.
  Official listing title: Cute Fiesta, Cinco De Mayo Shirt, Mexico Drinking Shirt, Mexican Party Shirt, Hispanic Party Shirt, Mexican Cactus Mariachi Band Dancers
- [Sunset Smiley Tee](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1773199148/sunset-smiley-face-t-shirt-tropical-palm) — Tee; themes: —; gifts: —; price: From $28.84 USD.
  Official listing title: Sunset Smiley Face T-Shirt: Tropical Palm Tree Graphic Tee

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